Value Menu

Are you kidding me? It's ALL a value! You won't find a better bargain, because nobody else does comparable work for nothing more than tips and offerings! Again though, this is an honor system... If you're broke, I understand. If you're not, don't take advantage of my generosity. Give what you can afford, and tell others about me. Word of mouth is a wonderful thing. Don't send me a 1099 at the end of the year, because you wouldn't send one to the waitress at your favorite restaurant. And one last thing... When I do your site, I'm going to leave my mark on it. If you remove it, I might have to do something mean, like contact your domain host to have your site shut down for copyright issues, or meaner still, I might sue.

Wanna know what you can expect to  get? I use some nifty little javascripts that will automatically update copyright info each year, encrypt your email addresses against those nasty little bot-programs that harvest addresses and sell them to spammers, and create a custom "favicon" for your site. A favicon is the little icon in your browser's URL bar. I'd tell you to look up and see the one for this site, but I haven't made one yet. Maybe I'll do that soon. I'll also make custom images for your site if necessary, such as logos, backgrounds, etc. I almost always make the background tiles myself, although I sometimes use other people's freebies for sites those who want bordered backgrounds. When it is called for, I may also use collapsible text scripts (see my comps page for an example), and other cool stuff that you can see in action on the sites I've created that you can visit from my samples page.

Ok, here are my preferences... Church websites. Not just any old church, either. If your church doesn't believe that the Bible is the complete and inerrant word of God, then you won't make my preferred list. In fact, you won't even make my "maybe someday" list.

Cats... I love cats. My vet runs the "Poppy Foundation", website coming soon, which allows individuals to sponsor a cat that is unadoptable because of medical problems. When someone sponsors a cat that lives in her office, it helps to offset its medical expenses. I like doing things like that.

Charitable organizations... Cats aren't the only critters that need love, so if I like your cause, I'll consider it.

Small businesses... I like helping people who are just starting out. But I don't care much for doing websites for things like Mary Kay or Avon, or Melaleuca, even though I like their products. Why? Because the companies offer you site space and templates already.

Military Support Sites... My daughter is a Marine, (and my newest son-in-law is too!) my brother was Air Force, and my father was Army. I'm very pro-military.

Stand-alone Forums... Meaning you don't want a whole website, you just want your forum to look spiffy. I'm not totally crazy about this sort of stuff, but I might help you customize certain message boards, especially ones using SMF software, if I like what your board is about. But I'll probably use templates made by someone else, and just customize the logo, or maybe the colours.

What kinds of things am I not willing to do? I don't do E-commerce sites. I'm just not that gifted. Or maybe I'm just not that patient. That sort of stuff is a real headache to me. Been there, done that, and after all my hard work, I was my only customer. I'm not even going to consider doing anything of an adult nature, or an anti-Christian nature, or an anti-military nature. Oh, and I won't do anything Democratic either. I'm a Republican.

PS... I don't do anything that is not in the English language either.  If I can't read it, I can't design it.